Cupcakes & Muffins War

Cupcake v Muffin

 

Dear Muffins,
Where to begin…
Sincerely Cupcakes.

Dear cupcakes,
If you take off your hat, everyone will hate you.
Sincerely, Muffins.

Dear Muffins,
How does it feel being bald?
Sincerely, Cupcakes.

Dear cupcakes,
The fact that you cover yourselves up with icing says a lot about your self-esteem.
Sincerely, Muffins.

Dear Muffins,
The fact that most of you are either filled with fruit or topped with nuts says a lot about your sexual preferences
Sincerely, Cupcakes.

Dear cupcakes,
Please stop covering yourselves in icing. You’re beautiful just the way you are.
Sincerely, Muffins.

Dear Muffins,
The fact that size matters so much to you says a lot about your self esteem. Eat THAT!
Sincerely, Cupcakes.

Dear Cupcakes,
Please stop trying to be something you’re not
Sincerely, Muffins.

Dear Muffins,
Sorry for being modest. Nobody likes a muffin-top.
Sincerely, Cupcakes.

Dear cupcake,
Please stop with the identity crisis already. We’re all the same on the inside.
Sincerely, Muffins

Dear Muffins,
It’s not that you’re not one of us. It’s just that you’re the ugly ones.
Sincerely, Cupcakes

Dear Cupcakes,
You are us with too much makeup on, and you dare call us the ugly ones!
Sincerely, self aware Muffins

Dear Muffins,
at least we are not always nude in public. Sincerely, Cupcakes.

Dear cupcakes,
You may be the ones who get picked at parties, but we all know who they come back to the morning after…
Sincerely, Muffins.

Dear Muffins,
How do I put into words how much you mean to me? How could I possibly explain to … <3. I wuv u ALOT <3.
Sincerely, Cupcakes

Dear cupcakes,
Oh please, you just have makeup on…
Sincerely, Muffins.

Dear Cupcakes and Donuts,
Sluts.
Sincerely, Muffins and Bagels.

Dear Muffins and Bagels,
You jelly?!
Sincerely, Cupcakes and Donuts.

Dear Donuts and cupcakes,
We’re becoming a little worried about you trying to hide your insecurities under icing and sugar.
Sincerely, Muffins and Bagels.

Dear Muffins and Bagels,
You just wish you were hot like us.
Sincerely, Cupcakes and Donuts.

Dear cupcakes,
You’d be nothing without me.
Sincerely, Frosting.

Dear Cupcakes,
Please don’t listen to the muffins. If you want to have icing then go ahead it’s a free country.
Sincerely, it doesn’t matter.

 

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